I don’t trust you, possum…

They should blast music so you know your Tide Pods are coming.

Way to grab life by the eggs, Ted.

Got a couple buns in the oven, prolly.

Bird o’ War

🎼 Always look on the bright side of life…

Let us never forget when the White House press secretary posted his password publicly two days in a row…

McDonald’s themed deck has the queen holding the burger… for reasons.

In an alternate universe….

We were hoping you would give us the answer we wanted… – Maybe Kim, probably.

We must allow natures grasp.

Sorry not sorry Pooh bear.

Invest in the long con.

The problem with potty talk…

The only known pyramid capstone.

Could you not right now?