helpless selfless

I approve of this body art.

It’s different, kid.

Photoshop for the celiac.

Jesus moves.

We never saw it coming…

Anthropologist Grover Krantz donated his body to science with the stipulation that his dog stay close to him. Now their bones dance forever, the curs-ed dance, exclusively at the Smithsonian.

*happy Weyerhaeuser noises*

Fish are people, too, apparently.

Nobody cleans up around this got dam house… – Mouse, probably.

Beware the oil baron.

Eat it and weep, loser

It fits.

When I dip you dip we dip.

Be good to your gran.

Cat lost in Ohio reunited with owner. Cat was not concerned, generally.