herbie’s hayday

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

how is this not already a thing???

how is this not already a thing???

such a misunderstood creature

such a misunderstood creature

how it started vs how it’s going

how it started vs how it’s going

time to cry!

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

spitting venom

always gotta stop to pet cats

always gotta stop to pet cats

one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure

one man’s sentient printer is another man’s treasure

beer science

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life