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here lies Morty, drama king

Bullets are the only side effect you will experience.
Bullets are the only side effect you will experience.
Neat, I was thinking about exporting some of your high quality H2O…
Neat, I was thinking about exporting some of your high quality H2O…
Thanks bud, see you at bingo. – Gran, probably.
Thanks bud, see you at bingo. – Gran, probably.
Reagan did it first?
Reagan did it first?
At least Tide pods won’t burn down your house.
At least Tide pods won’t burn down your house.
A different perspective.
A different perspective.
We are come from the Ents.
We are come from the Ents.
Boar Papi will provide.
Boar Papi will provide.
T-shirts on the way, brother.
T-shirts on the way, brother.
Of all things…
Of all things…
Green is the colour of a good joke.
Green is the colour of a good joke.
Barack and Michelle Obama goals…
Barack and Michelle Obama goals…
There are bbad people in the world.
There are bbad people in the world.
The numbers never lie.
The numbers never lie.
Baboon are not allowed to retire, apparently.
Baboon are not allowed to retire, apparently.
What+someone+needs+to+do+to+me+every+night+at+1+AM
What someone needs to do to me every night at 1 AM
Couldn%26%238217%3Bt+agree+more+sometimes%26%238230%3B
Couldn’t agree more sometimes…
The+fattest+penguin.
The fattest penguin.
Sometimes+I+think+about+standing+up+for+myself.
Sometimes I think about standing up for myself.
Join the conversation
I+can%26%238217%3Bt+have+been+the+only+one%26%238230%3B
I can’t have been the only one…
Bento+for+gamers.
Bento for gamers.
How+to+lose+an+eye.
How to lose an eye.
A+wolf+with+its+jaws+locked+in+its+prey.
A wolf with its jaws locked in its prey.
OM+NOM+NOM+COTTON+CANDY.
OM NOM NOM COTTON CANDY.
Cat+vs.+Printer.
Cat vs. Printer.
DIY+Eggsplosions..
DIY Eggsplosions..
This+Is+literally+so+annoying%26%238230%3B
This Is literally so annoying…