he’s the bee’s knees

How humans decompose, generally.

A slow, reluctant death. *respawn*

A charcookterie board.

You really can’t fudge the numbers…

Drop the treats!

It’s the final countdown.

*rings dinner bell*

And that’s the secret sauce of life.

Champ answers the call of doggy.

21 year old Chris Nikic is the first person with Down syndrome finish a triathlon, BTW.

Do not try this diddy at home.

*stomps tiny feet*

Aerodynamics free you from the grasp of Beelzebub.

Nailed it…

Move over Yule log… there’s a new log in town…