hey wai– where are you going comebackplease

do you even lift, bird?

do you even lift, bird?

words to live by

words to live by

exactly how i feel every time

exactly how i feel every time

Protect betty white at all costs

Protect betty white at all costs

double edged insult

double edged insult

it’s a malaphor

it’s a malaphor

this kid is asking the right questions

this kid is asking the right questions

well played, hooman

well played, hooman

i believe it

if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool

if you’re tall enough you don’t even need a step stool

he knows he’s a legend

he knows he’s a legend

is there another option?

is there another option?

gonna need a working AC to cool that burn down

gonna need a working AC to cool that burn down

caught bread-handed

caught bread-handed

grandpa throwing shade. lol

grandpa throwing shade. lol