they couldn’t be more different

they couldn't be more different

I don’t always talk to non-tattooed people…

I don’t always talk to non-tattooed people…

My dog, lately.

My dog, lately.

I’m sorry.

Summer in Colorado.

Summer in Colorado.

I climbed the corporate ladder…

I climbed the corporate ladder…

Coming soon to a theater near you.

Coming soon to a theater near you.

Thanks, Obama.

My cat loves boxing.

My cat loves boxing.

Tipping servers.

Tipping servers.

Girl leaves straightener on, kills hundreds.

Girl leaves straightener on, kills hundreds.

Conversations with the police.

Conversations with the police.

I used to be afraid of the dark…

I used to be afraid of the dark…

The look on her face never fails to make me laugh.

The look on her face never fails to make me laugh.

So this exists… and it’s delicious.

So this exists… and it’s delicious.

Yo Tim! Wassup!

Yo Tim! Wassup!