when you can no longer deny it

Colour copies are not in this years budget, I’m afraid…

It is essential to the training process, you know…

Interviewer: what’s your fav part of the trabajo? Officer: def the choking.

One beach closed due to C-19…

The gentrification of Sesame Street’s viewership is reflected in the evolution of the set.

Ubër hazard pay…

Internet good.

The ability to multi-task is a learned skill.

The Pomeranian stole my pot.

Programmable doge.

Supermarkets in the c. 1951’s seemed lit.

Natural instincts kicking in while watching squirrels.

Japan has a sign language Starbucks, apparently.

Give the Windex ad team a raise.

Defend your people well.