Time is a fickle thing.

Raccoon robbing a girl in a kayak.

Hawaii is the only US state to experience this phenomenon which occurs twice a year when the sun is directly overhead, causing perpendicular objects to cast no shadow, which looks like a bad video game render

Perfect camouflage

Work smarter not harder.

Maine Coon papa’s

What year is it?!

He’s not wrong

The FBI instagram has no followers and doesn’t accept anyone but has 26 posts that no one can see

I think she knows… but she plays along.

Powdered garbage

Drink more water.

Snail teeth

Drunk on fermenting apples, he just ran into a window, threw up, and stole a rock.

Please do not actually kill people.

Play Football With Me, Father!