hip with it

don’t be selfish

don’t be selfish

five stars

i wouldn’t challenge her to a fight

i wouldn’t challenge her to a fight

like the moon landing, this photo was staged

like the moon landing, this photo was staged

I’ve found my calling

I’ve found my calling

the best science teacher

the best science teacher

this true story needs to be a movie

this true story needs to be a movie

i take venmo

when in doubt, try and turbofolk your problems away. and then sue

when in doubt, try and turbofolk your problems away. and then sue

geese are dicks

geese are dicks

never give up hope

never give up hope

an important reminder

an important reminder

that headline took a turn

that headline took a turn

throw charlie a clementine!

throw charlie a clementine!

don’t mess with his meat

don’t mess with his meat