home spooky home

both. bring both inside

both. bring both inside

gonz… oh no…

gonz… oh no…

i appreciate the attention

i appreciate the attention

beerfest 2: beardfest

beerfest 2: beardfest

we are not alone in the universe

we are not alone in the universe

dads are so embarrassing

dads are so embarrassing

this is art

they needed love

they needed love

blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots

blame the zookeepers, don’t punish the parrots

Same names i use for them in my phone, too

Same names i use for them in my phone, too

he refused to quit

he refused to quit

when flirting goes too far

when flirting goes too far

but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?

but do they pay their female employees less than the male ones?

this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life

this is how i got banned from Jurassic park for life

the ducks knew exactly what they were doing

the ducks knew exactly what they were doing