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Honestly, you should write a book.

Honestly, you should write a book.
when you can’t handle any more…
when you can’t handle any more…
getting with the times
getting with the times
melon felon aisle defile
melon felon aisle defile
or-kestra-ting words
or-kestra-ting words
who saw that coming
who saw that coming
heart-felt decorating
heart-felt decorating
workin’ hard at hardly workin’
workin’ hard at hardly workin’
forced behavior
forced behavior
pater-net instincts
pater-net instincts
shopping for yourself
shopping for yourself
“What’s new?”
“What’s new?”
lean expectations
lean expectations
the purrfect life
the purrfect life
slow robot
slow robot
stay-at-home parenting
stay-at-home parenting
there+is+only+chaos+and+family
there is only chaos and family
french+cat+is+sorry
french cat is sorry
starring+real+vampires
starring real vampires
but+in+bear+years%26%238230%3B.
but in bear years….
Join the conversation
set+phizers+to+stun
set phizers to stun
cooking+with+religion
cooking with religion
my+spirit+animal
my spirit animal
brain+lag+is+real+and+there+is+no+cure
brain lag is real and there is no cure
my+spirit+painting
my spirit painting
the+bechamel+test
the bechamel test
flies+are+such+children
flies are such children
then+i%26%238217%3Bll+decide+what+to+wear+today
then i’ll decide what to wear today