Feeling Lucky?

Look at me, I’m the Google Assistant now.

Look at me, I'm the Google Assistant now.
That Holy Venom Spray burns like the dickens.
That Holy Venom Spray burns like the dickens.
Japan gets all the good KitKat’s… 悲しい顔 :/
Japan gets all the good KitKat’s… 悲しい顔 :/
Teach them young.
Teach them young.
My kind of hangover.
My kind of hangover.
An ancient guide to girding your loins.
An ancient guide to girding your loins.
Watching us from above like a proper shit hawk. RIP John Dunsworth
Watching us from above like a proper shit hawk. RIP John Dunsworth
I crave the midnight sausage.
I crave the midnight sausage.
THAT’S WHERE THE MONEY AT BABY
THAT’S WHERE THE MONEY AT BABY
I’ve finally found him…
I’ve finally found him…
We hates it!
We hates it!
Full page ad in the Washington Post. The world is a weird place right now.
Full page ad in the Washington Post. The world is a weird place right now.
North Korean propaganda leaflets found this weekend in Seoul, South Korea.
North Korean propaganda leaflets found this weekend in Seoul, South Korea.
Sometimes I have this conversation with myself
Sometimes I have this conversation with myself
Chalk this one up to mail privilege.
Chalk this one up to mail privilege.
A village in Yemen.
A village in Yemen.
I+am+a+ninja.
I am a ninja.
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Oh+Cleverbot%26%238230%3B+is+there+anything+you+don%26%238217%3Bt+know%3F
Oh Cleverbot… is there anything you don’t know?
Har+har+har.
Har har har.
Join the conversation
%28insert+stupid+quidditch+reference+here%29
(insert stupid quidditch reference here)
Love%2C+Pig.
Love, Pig.
%26%238216%3BI%26%238217%3Bm+sure+you+look+lovely%26%238217%3B
‘I’m sure you look lovely’
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Times+when+I+use+cursive.
Times when I use cursive.
Rustin+Hieber+%26%238211%3B+The+Movie.
Rustin Hieber – The Movie.
Obviously.
Obviously.
Well%2C+that+works%26%238230%3B
Well, that works…