I’m blue daba dee dabba dooo…

classic carrie bradshaw

send dudes, not nudes

yes, please

i need to read this essay more than i’ve ever needed anything in my life

what every kid wants for christmas

how it started vs how it’s going

beer science

as long as the bird is okay, everything else is, too

always gotta stop to pet cats

i should have texted instead

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

such a misunderstood creature

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

how is this not already a thing???

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious