It’s that time of year

The moon is impossible to photograph on a phone

There’s an app for that, which probably doesn’t work in the dead zone known as parking garages

this is half true and shows just how much religion does play into american politics

up? down? sideways

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

write the next line of this story

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

you were the chosen one. you were supposed to bring balance to your teeth, not ruin them!

This is a brilliant grandpa move

When you gotta go, you gotta go

made with hatred – can you add anything to the list?

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

just one?

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?