horror stories

Do you even play with dolls?

Do you even play with dolls?

Distant cousins, probably.

Distant cousins, probably.

Welp, seeya later!

Welp, seeya later!

OK but I can play Wonderwall…

OK but I can play Wonderwall…

Puma couple goals.

Puma couple goals.

Taiwanese Spec Ops.

Taiwanese Spec Ops.

The Llama crew from Pperu.

The Llama crew from Pperu.

I could dock at this space station.

I could dock at this space station.

How to lose a friend in a quarter of a minute.

How to lose a friend in a quarter of a minute.

And that’s how the cookie crumbles…

And that’s how the cookie crumbles…

A long night ends.

A long night ends.

Let God worry about the turtles, child.

Let God worry about the turtles, child.

Choose you words carefully, Martian.

Choose you words carefully, Martian.

The Unabomber’s cabin is being detained in an FBI warehouse.

The Unabomber’s cabin is being detained in an FBI warehouse.

Tree frogs are cute, tho

Tree frogs are cute, tho