I’m entitled to friends who can make it happen.

I'm entitled to friends who can make it happen.

This fully intact vintage burger king was found behind a mall wall in april

This fully intact vintage burger king was found behind a mall wall in april

did you know e.t. had a last name?

did you know e.t. had a last name?

text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up

text “omw” when you don’t have plans just to shake things up

when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…

when you find out people prefer gin to whiskey…

the future is crabs

the future is crabs

the world is ready to see me at my worst

the world is ready to see me at my worst

dramatic reading by 5 year old

dramatic reading by 5 year old

does khajit get the zoomies?

does khajit get the zoomies?

this was a solid theory, though

this was a solid theory, though

this might be the world’s worst autocorrect

this might be the world’s worst autocorrect

which way does medusa shower?

which way does medusa shower?

a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel, what’s more realistic?

a horse with a horn or a leopard moose camel, what’s more realistic?

fred durst was right

fred durst was right

this man is not okay

this man is not okay

you might just call it a… murder investigation!

you might just call it a… murder investigation!