Worst Animorph Book Ever

Worst Animorph Book Ever

Doggo 1, young child 0

Doggo 1, young child 0

The cheeps

Hoo-rah!

gator melted like ice cream

gator melted like ice cream

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

… in the pros’ column

… in the pros’ column

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

good thing i packed tortilla chips!

the biggest little pupper in the park

the biggest little pupper in the park

Earns $20 million per movie role. Worth every penny

Earns $20 million per movie role. Worth every penny

Nope. I’m moo-ving out

Nope. I’m moo-ving out

The scent of love

The scent of love

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

soory not soory

soory not soory

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it