How could someone be so cruel

I am not in danger… I AM THE DANGER

Scuba diver rescuing drowning unicorn.

Macauley Culkin Walking His Cat

Canadian artillery is rather… phallic.

To walk on ice… you must become the penwang.

It’s buck season at the retirement home!

The door to the dining area of the Alcobaça Monastery in Portugal was made narrow so that monks whom got too fat were forced to go into fasting.

Mennonites peeping another dimension.

Gato is life.

Provender is a gateway drug.

Now is a great time to visit Sunny California!

Not at the moment, child…

*checks weather app*

Hold my beir…

The secret ingredient is feet!