how dare you get me so well

Canadian artillery is rather… phallic.

The door to the dining area of the Alcobaça Monastery in Portugal was made narrow so that monks whom got too fat were forced to go into fasting.

It’s buck season at the retirement home!

Hold my beir…

Provender is a gateway drug.

To walk on ice… you must become the penwang.

Scuba diver rescuing drowning unicorn.

*checks weather app*

Preach it from the hill tops.

Macauley Culkin Walking His Cat

Now is a great time to visit Sunny California!

The secret ingredient is feet!

I am not in danger… I AM THE DANGER

Not at the moment, child…

Gato is life.