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A cry for help
A cry for help
She found lipstick in my pocket…
She found lipstick in my pocket…
She knows what I mean.
She knows what I mean.
Words I live by.
Words I live by.
I did not know these existed. The Gods are kind
I did not know these existed. The Gods are kind
I’m a catch.
I’m a catch.
Love is blind.
Love is blind.
Technology will be our doom…
Technology will be our doom…
Heart vs Brain
Heart vs Brain
I found these in my friends freezer…
I found these in my friends freezer…
If Netflix doubled as a dating service.
If Netflix doubled as a dating service.
Hitting the nail on the head.
Hitting the nail on the head.
Animals think they’re so funny.
Animals think they’re so funny.
*ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן*
*ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן* *ʞɔıן*
GRRM
GRRM
I+can+relate.
I can relate.
I+CHOOSE+YOU%21
I CHOOSE YOU!
Never+scare+a+black+man%26%238230%3B+who+is+also+a+ninja.
Never scare a black man… who is also a ninja.
Hands.
Hands.
Join the conversation
Yep%26%238230%3B
Yep…
Mom%3F%21+Mmmmooooommmm%21%21%21
Mom?! Mmmmooooommmm!!!
Cheating+milk.
Cheating milk.
I%26%238217%3Bm+going+to+need+some+of+this.
I’m going to need some of this.
Sexism%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+hilarious.
Sexism, it’s hilarious.
Pretty+much%26%238230%3B
Pretty much…
The+birth+of+Pinky.
The birth of Pinky.
Congratulations%26%238230%3B
Congratulations…