how real couples sleep

all my problems can be blamed on astrology

these crocheted dolls will definitely murder you in your sleep

sea urchins love hats

Waste time with the fallout of amtrak tweeting “trains” with these one word repsonses

and they said hollywood was out of ideas

never letting go

i live at the zoo now

money on gandalf

don’t give me a reason and i won’t get mad

flying is like living in the wild west

avoiding people in public is exhausting

ode de febreeze

we spent so much time preparing for the zombie apocalypse we never considered other options…

live laugh lobotomy

purr-fect