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My bottom heart beats for you.
My bottom heart beats for you.
Crocodile Dundy meeting the Queen, circa 1985.
Crocodile Dundy meeting the Queen, circa 1985.
45 minutes is relative.
45 minutes is relative.
What’s the wurst that could happen?
What’s the wurst that could happen?
And we almost got away with it, too
And we almost got away with it, too
Classify ALL the space debris!
Classify ALL the space debris!
Mean Girls reboot.
Mean Girls reboot.
May the Force be with them.
May the Force be with them.
Friggan turtles anyway, amiright?
Friggan turtles anyway, amiright?
Get this lady a forklift.
Get this lady a forklift.
This reads like a parks and rec episode…
This reads like a parks and rec episode…
The meatball of friendship.
The meatball of friendship.
You must always keep the goat afloat.
You must always keep the goat afloat.
Christmas morning is gonna be lit.
Christmas morning is gonna be lit.
The Harvest Mouse
The Harvest Mouse
Human+uses+confusion%26%238230%3B+it%26%238217%3Bs+highly+effective.
Human uses confusion… it’s highly effective.
Doom+running+on+a+pregnancy+test+why+not.
Doom running on a pregnancy test why not.
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
Join the conversation
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.
%2Acrickets%2A
*crickets*
Can+you+beliebe+this+character%3F
Can you beliebe this character?
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
Feed+the+children.
Feed the children.
Too+Many+Cars+Bad%21
Too Many Cars Bad!
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…