how you know you’ve found the one

i like to imagine that this dog has just completed a parachute jump and landed on a woman

Allergic to chocolate

Actually The Most Respectful Rejection I’ve Ever Read

Just jump

She's pretty underrated

List of facts

Finnish is fun!

Everyone’s a whore

Somebody’s About To Get A Face Full Of Hose

And People Says There Are No Straight Lines In Nature

This makes me happy

Darth Billy Joel

Truth About Target

This guy.

My dad is so cheap…