how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

I’m ok with how I live my life.

I’m ok with how I live my life.

All praise the weird shiny square

All praise the weird shiny square

Don’t ever leave me.

Don’t ever leave me.

After the Deathstar blew up…

After the Deathstar blew up…

Oh yeah, I forgot about that

Oh yeah, I forgot about that

I’ll buy some…

I’ll buy some…

Dear God…

You don’t have enough badges to train me!

You don’t have enough badges to train me!

Do you have anything to declare?

Do you have anything to declare?

Fabulous Eminem with gangster Elton John

Fabulous Eminem with gangster Elton John

This must be what if feels like to be Santa Clause.

This must be what if feels like to be Santa Clause.

You’re the Obi-Wan for me, and other such valentines.

You’re the Obi-Wan for me, and other such valentines.

Had to wash my own hands.

Had to wash my own hands.

He knows how to get the ladies.

He knows how to get the ladies.

Cat shaming: Drug edition

Cat shaming: Drug edition