How about we road trip?

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

It’s a love/hate relationship with my bank account

write the next line of this story

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

you will pay for your betrayal

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

just one?

how not to tell someone their std test results

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

up? down? sideways

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?