How do I unsee this?

Just got a promotion. I have employees now

Hey mom!

Why don’t they ever get pulled over for this?

I need an adult.

Thanks Obama

Okay, who was the jerk that dropped some molly in my coffee?

Riddle me this, atheists…

It’s dangerous to pause a Disney movie.

Violinist, Roger Frisch, plays during brain surgery to find what’s causing his tremors.

Sneezing in front of your pets.

Volkswagen van for scale

Chocolate Roulette.

Never trust a hedgehog.

Fortune cookie gets real.

Clearly Japan is getting ready for war.