How to conduct yourself gracefully at a funeral.

How to conduct yourself gracefully at a funeral.

Help your children PRN.

Help your children PRN.

Well it was worth a shot.

Well it was worth a shot.

Owls are also made of star dust, turns out.

Owls are also made of star dust, turns out.

Investments do come with risk, typically.

Investments do come with risk, typically.

Good on you, Tank.

Good on you, Tank.

How zoologists weigh the bird.

How zoologists weigh the bird.

You can’t kill what’s not even real.

You can’t kill what’s not even real.

Owl erotica.

History books in the year 2525.

History books in the year 2525.

Take that desk and shove it.

Take that desk and shove it.

AND MY AXE

Spoiler alert, Etsy is a honeypot.

Spoiler alert, Etsy is a honeypot.

RIP In Peace, Mr. President

RIP In Peace, Mr. President

The beirs are fighting.

The beirs are fighting.

Smirnoff is cheeky.

Smirnoff is cheeky.