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How to emotionally scar your children this holiday season.

How to emotionally scar your children this holiday season.
Must be nice.
Must be nice.
And my hot pocket…!
And my hot pocket…!
Ah pre-covid recreation.
Ah pre-covid recreation.
Tea, with consistency.
Tea, with consistency.
Babies put to sleep outside to keep their immune systems strong, 1958 Soviet Union…
Babies put to sleep outside to keep their immune systems strong, 1958 Soviet Union…
Gets me every time…
Gets me every time…
Lunch time was an unexpected delight.
Lunch time was an unexpected delight.
Putin holds debates in private every morning, probably.
Putin holds debates in private every morning, probably.
Dammit, Bobby…
Dammit, Bobby…
Phoebe is thinking of the children.
Phoebe is thinking of the children.
Sir Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart are just a couple of Proudies, eh?
Sir Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart are just a couple of Proudies, eh?
Bear fixes knocked over cone. Thanks bear.
Bear fixes knocked over cone. Thanks bear.
Insert coins for more play…
Insert coins for more play…
The Jetsons did it first…
The Jetsons did it first…
For as long as you both shall write…
For as long as you both shall write…
Fire+Danger+Level%3A+I+Warned+You
Fire Danger Level: I Warned You
It%26%238217%3Bs+got+a+different+vibe+to+it%26%238230%3B
It’s got a different vibe to it…
When+movers+excel+at+Tetris.
When movers excel at Tetris.
Password+shaming%26%238230%3B
Password shaming…
Join the conversation
Never+tread+on+crust+pleasss.
Never tread on crust pleasss.
Oh%2C+write%26%238230%3B
Oh, write…
Cows+do+not+mind+a+mattress%2C+turns+out.
Cows do not mind a mattress, turns out.
Learn+some+birb.
Learn some birb.
The+dinosaur+is+a+master+of+disguise.
The dinosaur is a master of disguise.
RIP+in+McFarction
RIP in McFarction
Sharks+love+you+too%2C+apparently%26%238230%3B
Sharks love you too, apparently…
It+cuts+the+onions.
It cuts the onions.