How to keep your malamutes happy.

How to keep your malamutes happy.

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(…we could deal with DPRK, Russia AND Syria in one fell swoop)

(…we could deal with DPRK, Russia AND Syria in one fell swoop)

He told her she couldn’t have a horse for her birthday.

He told her she couldn’t have a horse for her birthday.

Bears did 9/11

I do not like toucans.

I do not like toucans.

What do you call a Muslim woman flying a plane?

What do you call a Muslim woman flying a plane?

2017 Parenting According To Twitter [so many]

2017 Parenting According To Twitter [so many]

I ain’t no snitch.

I ain’t no snitch.

He has arrived. Praise him.

He has arrived. Praise him.

Tigers will stealthily murder you and your entire family.

Tigers will stealthily murder you and your entire family.

I’m a bit of a savant

I’m a bit of a savant

My apologies

Neat nature facts.

Neat nature facts.

Ignorance is bliss.

Ignorance is bliss.

Potty training a 20lb cat. This is internet.

Potty training a 20lb cat. This is internet.