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now take a shot!
you’re invited to the baby shower
you’re invited to the baby shower
stop hitting yourself
stop hitting yourself
kids make the rules
kids make the rules
tracks more than just covid
tracks more than just covid
i give up
i give up
need to find my chill faster
need to find my chill faster
you said you love it here
you said you love it here
every saturday
every saturday
why i don’t own any plants
why i don’t own any plants
you went on an adventure
you went on an adventure
one doesn’t just bite the corner off a pizza roll and blow into it
one doesn’t just bite the corner off a pizza roll and blow into it
time to write your will
time to write your will
just needs a hug and some anti-depressants
just needs a hug and some anti-depressants
unflappable
unflappable
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how dare you call me out like this
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wow, thanks for that helpful study!
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now that’s a talent
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so when i order chicken tenders…
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we show you we care by a biannual pizza party <3 <3 <3
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10 Hilarious Pet Adoption Center Names
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just like you told me, dad
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“now wait just a second dear…”
the+signs+do+add+up
the signs do add up
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where do i sign up?!?!
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based cyanide & happiness
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