How to tell if baby is awake back there.

“professional” photograph fail that was worth every penny

the official outfit of middle aged dads

we know one thing for certain – his name definitely is not carl

bear learned to give the dog bones so he would be given access to the trash. Bartering in the animal kingdom at its finest

The season finale was meh, but eddie munson ripping “master of puppets” on his guitar in the upside down was epic

bates motel – take a shower at your own risk

zebra caretakers wear striped patterned suits so orphaned foals recognize them

the best duo in stranger is *literally* batman and robin

The fastest way to wake a sleeping father is by touching the TV remote

excuse me, do you know why I pulled you over today?

Radio Shack went out of business in 2015 but their verified twitter is still very active

time zones now exist block to block and house to house

how to properly cook lasagna. Just don’t ask me what temp the oven is supposed to be set to…

the summoning has begun

trying to sleep during pollen season is pointless