how to boop an alligator or die trying

“hello old friend” i tell the toilet before realizing i’m not alone in the bathroom

this is the kind of art i want hanging on my walls

only after having a really stressful monday, so 52 weeks out of the year. rough estimate

The identities of the most popular ghost kitchens revealed

wisconsin gets so cold in the winter you can freeze an egg

where there’s no risk, there’s no reward – someone about to risk everything to eat a grilled cheese sandwich

there are multiple ways to spell missouri

always knock before entering. always

come for the pizza, stay for the free side of hands

public transport to hogwarts is the worst

not every change george lucas made to star wars was a bad one

motivation tree – it refused to give up and neither should you

revenge is a dish best served with a new netflix password

this cat found its optimal lazy position and refuses to try anything else

Why limit tolkien to Tuesdays? Now you can tolkien any day you want with this collection of memes!