A child would hardly appreciate such a thing.

if only powerball dreams came true

she knows you’re watching

give us a kiss

and it’s a daily double!

better than drugs is an understatement

poo with a view

is this the greatest video game discovery of all time?

decided to type “help i acc” in google and this is what i got

*in growl voice* I’m batcat

what are you putting in your taco?

I regret to inform you the internet has memes about beyond meat’s coo biting off the tip of another man’s nose

celebrity sighting

very important midnight task

historical thirst

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