Hush little baby, don’t say a word.

David Letterman kept a stack of paper cups in his dressing room, each one representing a completed show

Zack, you’re considered essential personnel…

It puts the lotion on its felt…

As you can clearly see, this cat is very angry.

Ever take your train off any sweet jumps?

In an alternate universe…

Went to Pompeii and learned they used to mark where the red light district began.

How to open a Duff.

Stick it to the oldies.

Spicy Pocky

Faceswap’s for breakfast.

France’s most wanted gangster

See you later you peasants.

Exercise for the older folks.

Trickle down hygiene