i am lost in the woods

and they all somehow survived

and they all somehow survived

the most badass way to spread your ashes

the most badass way to spread your ashes

the please and the thank you

the please and the thank you

i’ll take the chicken

i’ll take the chicken

if you were curious

if you were curious

the car knew, too

the car knew, too

I was today’s years old

I was today’s years old

this sounds sadly plausible

this sounds sadly plausible

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

you can only choose one to save the day, who is it?

you can only choose one to save the day, who is it?

can you solve this math problem?

can you solve this math problem?

he’s a fucking fast learner

he’s a fucking fast learner

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

somebody once told me

somebody once told me

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products

never trust a company that doesn’t use its own products