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i am my own sleep paralysis demon

Invisible shopping cart.
Invisible shopping cart.
Well that was close…
Well that was close…
Truth.
Truth.
Well played Cleverbot, well played.
Well played Cleverbot, well played.
A life in the shower.
A life in the shower.
A new foot for elephant.
A new foot for elephant.
I eat a lot of carrots.
I eat a lot of carrots.
No no no no cat.
No no no no cat.
The power of bacon.
The power of bacon.
An extra face.
An extra face.
Toaster’s gonna toast.
Toaster’s gonna toast.
The truth about acid rain.
The truth about acid rain.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Urkel.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Urkel.
Every freaking time!
Every freaking time!
Sincerely, your brain.
Sincerely, your brain.
Is+it+hot+in+here%3F
Is it hot in here?
Hit+or+miss%3F+Part+one+of+bored+at+airport
Hit or miss? Part one of bored at airport
Bagworm+moth+caterpillar+collects+and+saws+little+sticks+to+construct+elaborate+spiral+log+cabins+to+live+in
Bagworm moth caterpillar collects and saws little sticks to construct elaborate spiral log cabins to live in
Food+or+love%3F
Food or love?
Join the conversation
You+want+down%3F
You want down?
Probably+the+funniest+App+Store+update+I%26%238217%3Bve+ever+read
Probably the funniest App Store update I’ve ever read
Chipmunk+Getting+Comfy
Chipmunk Getting Comfy
I+Think+I+Missed+Out+On+The+Neat+Cute+Handwriting
I Think I Missed Out On The Neat Cute Handwriting
He+studied+Economics
He studied Economics
How+to+create+a+relationship
How to create a relationship
The+main+lesson+of+the+2016+Democratic+Party+primary%26%238230%3B
The main lesson of the 2016 Democratic Party primary…
Crumpled+Toilet+Paper+Tubes+Faces
Crumpled Toilet Paper Tubes Faces