i believe it

Nothing out of the ordinary here, just viggo mortensen and a horse eating breakfast together

you will pay for your betrayal

this tweet about fire departments feels pretty on point

what do you think could explain the mysterious red lights?

up? down? sideways

owen has been keeping your cookie warm. of course you can trust owen

Do you know why I pulled you over, ma’am?

undeniable facts about kevin lasagna

this is why i just buy new clothes when all my old ones are dirty

kermit the dinosaur – how angry does this make you?

and they told me the perfect husband doesn’t exist

just one?

the journey to the final boss therapist is worth it if you’re competitive

This is a brilliant grandpa move

how not to tell someone their std test results