I didn’t touch the scissors i *swear*

the name’s mittens, murder mittens

they really hate the moon

chucks forever

he’s better at drawing then i’ll ever be

right swipe

once you see it, you can’t unsee it

he finally got to have fun at his job

he’s lived through every injury

not the hero we wanted, but the hero we need

nothing is more romantic than getting on one knee while the waiter brings you more breadsticks

now your kids can suffer just like you!

a good place to sit

life hack

try saying that five times fast!

they’ll definitely grow back