i don’t know what tiktok is, and at this point i’m afraid to ask

B I N G…

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

The Soviets trained dogs to blow up tanks. They only blew up Soviet tanks…

This is a win win, win situation.

Sending complaints to police unions be like…

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.

Just keeping an eye on enemy movement…

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

This sums up the problem nicely.

We call it the toe crusher.

A protesters sign during the AIDS pandemic, circa 1985

Too soon to revisit arming the teachers?

To cucumber is to human.

As for me and my patronus, we will fight the good fight.

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.