i give you money and you give me the donut

i choose you, bowser!

i choose you, bowser!

perfect casting?

perfect casting?

google became the thing it sought to destroy

google became the thing it sought to destroy

marriage isn’t for everyone

marriage isn’t for everyone

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

i’ll take dry heat over humidity anyday

how do i sign up for the class on cave bear ethics, though?

how do i sign up for the class on cave bear ethics, though?

esrever ygolohcysp

esrever ygolohcysp

no browser is safe from firefox

no browser is safe from firefox

Clearly my dreams are better

Clearly my dreams are better

what’s in your discman?

what’s in your discman?

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

kfc sephora – the store combo america deserves, not the one it needs

the resemblance is uncanny

the resemblance is uncanny

it’s probably hilarious advice, but maybe don’t follow it

it’s probably hilarious advice, but maybe don’t follow it

i’ll be productive tomorrow instead

i’ll be productive tomorrow instead

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system

further proof that americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system