i guess it doesn’t seem fishy

time to cry!

what every kid wants for christmas

what every kid wants for christmas

i should have texted instead

i should have texted instead

that’s a loaded question

that’s a loaded question

did he do it?

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

Figs are pollinated by wasps. after pollination, figs ‘digest’ the dead left dead inside. knowing this, i still plan to eat fig newtons. they are delicious

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

when you hold it to your ear you can hear the grapes crying

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

I didn’t know this was a discussion we needed to have, but let the debate begin!

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wow. that’s hard to read. am i drunk?

wasted gems

spitting venom

classic carrie bradshaw

classic carrie bradshaw

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

this flesh prison won’t hold me for long

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

i move left, they move left. i move right, they move right

send dudes, not nudes

send dudes, not nudes