I guess it’s not “My Space”, then

reason #1 is pretty obvious

you’ve got time

this description is way too accurate

keep laughing see what happens

is martin scorsese out of touch as he turns 80, or is it just these memes

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

turtle burglar

it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold

the insurance mafia

google ain’t no snitch

all is not well in waffleville

dolphinsarecool!3

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west

let’s break bread together

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…