I hate how much this step ladder joke made me laugh

if you set your toaster on fire, you should probably just order in every meal

phrasing matters

It’s times like these you really should use a pseudonym or chage professions

japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?

was the lettuce on her head a gift from her boyfriend?

his name was close enough

next time i order a burger im trying this – i’ll have my burger like my fries. very large

is there no end to their destruction?

what concepts did you learn in high school that are now outdated?

let’s hear about your love lives via literature!

michael’s store employees use the honor system

tour de france doesn’t follow the rules of the road