“I have a pet…fur.”

Looks like I have a new book to read.

Looks like I have a new book to read.

RIP in STEM, Grant.

RIP in STEM, Grant.

Quick maths…

Newton would be pleased.

Newton would be pleased.

You ought dog-food your own advice, generally.

You ought dog-food your own advice, generally.

I respect your choices… and here we go.

I respect your choices… and here we go.

At ease, graduate.

At ease, graduate.

#Bostonsafe

Thicc-er than stone, if you wanted my opinion.

Thicc-er than stone, if you wanted my opinion.

Such is the lifecycle of the candidate…

Such is the lifecycle of the candidate…

Still beats catching the bus, I take it.

Still beats catching the bus, I take it.

*shakes booty vigorously*

*shakes booty vigorously*

Don’t worry, it’s for science (also blu-ray and DVD)!

Don’t worry, it’s for science (also blu-ray and DVD)!

Thanks I hate optical illusions, Michael.

Thanks I hate optical illusions, Michael.

Unknowns unknowns are rather ominous.

Unknowns unknowns are rather ominous.