i hope this email finds you well

The best are yet to come, probably.

*lite cronching*

Dukes up Mr. Feeny

The pasta spinach paradox is delicious, whichever way you look at it.

Doesn’t matter, still burned the building.

After the attack on Pearl Harbor, the US military issued Mickey Mouse gas masks to kids because they were supposedly less scary. Supposedly…

Praise our Lorde and Leader.

Ask and ye shall receive, knock and it shall be opened unto you.

The many mano purposes.

*lite snipping*

Canadian Cowboys, eh?

Heeeeeeere’s Johnny

No Santa for you! – the Santa nazi, probably.

Induction forges for the modern blacksmith. Nice.

This seems healthy…