“i know /everything/” :)

find your bay leaf confidence

it’s not the size that matters

this might be the best way to judge other people

who actually thought this was a good idea?

how fast are you?

side effects may include incest…

the flip flop killer is thwip thwipping for you

Heid klum asked if we would still love her if she was a worm for halloween and the answer was obviously “yes”

and frozen thin mints

oh, to be the person eating the egg floating in some ramen

beware of log

chaos lentils would be a pretty good band name

Mariah carey memes because all i want for christmas is for people to stop posting about it before thanksgiving!

pool world

do not feed the animals