i live at the zoo now

I could watch this news…

When you are too good at being dad

A fisherman’s life for me.

Disney flirting.

The Oregon Apocalypse

But you said it was freeeee

â‚¿ Life.

Amy Schumer started her film career as an extra on Judge Judy.

Boys in blue don’t appreciate my hue.

Don’t worry everyone! Help is on the way!

Got my apron for deaf covfefe night!

Utter disgust. Sheer disdain.

If I ever had a gun, I would want some dragons breath to go with it.

Crushing a 40k bar of gold is actually highly anticlimactic. And a bit depressing.

Resist contemptible people.