i live at the zoo now

Feed the people.

Feed the people.

Dawn the broccoli of love.

Dawn the broccoli of love.

A whale hand next to the complete skeleton of a human.

A whale hand next to the complete skeleton of a human.

That’s not the proper use of a semi-colon; though.

That’s not the proper use of a semi-colon; though.

Sniper Team Doggo

Sniper Team Doggo

IKEA bolts down their toilets to stop people from pooping in the showrooms.

IKEA bolts down their toilets to stop people from pooping in the showrooms.

5,500 year old shoe preserved by sheep dung and low humidity.

5,500 year old shoe preserved by sheep dung and low humidity.

Look at me, brother.

Look at me, brother.

Opportunity fattens the goose.

Opportunity fattens the goose.

There are cheaper lawyers

There are cheaper lawyers

Don’t mind me, he sighed.

Don’t mind me, he sighed.

The problem with princi.

The problem with princi.

Yeah but at least we’re not Canada… amiright?

Yeah but at least we’re not Canada… amiright?

I was not invited back…

I was not invited back…

Charlene, you can work here as long as you want…

Charlene, you can work here as long as you want…