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I loathe this so much

How to break your brain in under 27 characters.
How to break your brain in under 27 characters.
You weren’t supposed to do that!
You weren’t supposed to do that!
Broken hearts and hungry tum tums, circa 1938
Broken hearts and hungry tum tums, circa 1938
The ultimate clap.
The ultimate clap.
Hell hath no fury like a pigeon scorned.
Hell hath no fury like a pigeon scorned.
Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch…
Matchmaker, matchmaker, make me a match, find me a find, catch me a catch…
Be a good traveler, if you must be a traveler.
Be a good traveler, if you must be a traveler.
Desperate times call for desperate measures (with wings…)
Desperate times call for desperate measures (with wings…)
Isolation journal: day 54
Isolation journal: day 54
Quarantine me here with a few good books… please.
Quarantine me here with a few good books… please.
PSA: Action Required
PSA: Action Required
Didn’t he get the memo? No such virus in Russia…
Didn’t he get the memo? No such virus in Russia…
Standard issue Karen gets wrecked by management.
Standard issue Karen gets wrecked by management.
You should see our Defense dept, though…
You should see our Defense dept, though…
The Maskening.
The Maskening.
Was+the+present+the+mat%3F
Was the present the mat?
ALL%26%238217%3BS+FAIR+IN+LOVE+AND+WAR
ALL’S FAIR IN LOVE AND WAR
At+least+you%26%238217%3Bre+familiar+with+the+metric+system.
At least you’re familiar with the metric system.
The+onion+warehouses+of+Suffolk%2C+UK.
The onion warehouses of Suffolk, UK.
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cats+know+good+music+when+they+hear+it
cats know good music when they hear it
NO+SPOILERS
NO SPOILERS
HE+ALWAYS+HAD+A+FEELING+IT+WAS+TRUE
HE ALWAYS HAD A FEELING IT WAS TRUE
Wait%2C+it%26%238217%3Bs+only+Wednesday%3F
Wait, it’s only Wednesday?
Ladies+and+gentlemen%2C+the+luckiest+man+alive
Ladies and gentlemen, the luckiest man alive
JUST+DOING+MY+JOB
JUST DOING MY JOB
taco+bell+gets+me
taco bell gets me
NOT+TODAY%2C+MR.+WHISKERS
NOT TODAY, MR. WHISKERS