i lost the game

Pilsbury scream.

Pilsbury scream.

Wait. What?

I knew it!

If you were born in the 90s…

If you were born in the 90s…

How college works.

How college works.

Salvidor Dali eating a bowl of surreal.

Salvidor Dali eating a bowl of surreal.

We got here with a computer less powerful than your cell phone.

We got here with a computer less powerful than your cell phone.

So you just lie?

So you just lie?

Why I’m wearing headphones.

Why I’m wearing headphones.

One does not simple walk into Mordor.

One does not simple walk into Mordor.

What happens when a guy lends a girl a sweater.

What happens when a guy lends a girl a sweater.

May the force of typography be with you.

May the force of typography be with you.

I like your bear’d.

I like your bear’d.

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework.

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework.

If you repeat a lie often enough it becomes politics.

If you repeat a lie often enough it becomes politics.